Are They Real or NPCs?

Okay lets start with ummm….I’m actually nervous! not gonna lie, this Tuesday deadline is stressing me out, my flight is in two weeks and my life is a mess and even if I will make it earlier then it’ll be in a week? but its not like I’m going for Vacay! I literally need to move out, ship things, repaint and give back the apartment, the car…etc. WHAT A MESS!

Can’t believe this is the life we live now because of bunch of satanic lunatics! Anyways I don’t know I have no clue and I have bad cramps today and I can’t be bothered with serious adult stuff (yes even if its life or death…I mean what can I do about it 🤷🏽‍♀️).

Btw the worst thing is not being “Obliterated” as the clown says, its actually getting stuck! And struggling to get out, thats the worst thing.

Anyways let’s move on

Once a week or so I mistakenly click on the Linkedin app on my phone, and I can’t believe it! I honestly cannot believe the humans that exist on Linkedin….personal take:

“If Linkedin shuts down today, humanity will be better tomorrow.”

~Leen Aljabri

Hahahahah

No but seriously two platforms make me lose faith in Humanity, TikTok and Linkedin.

Tiktok i only have a burner account as sometimes it helps in my travel planning and finding cool spots to eat/visit. Thats it. Else if i spend 5 more minutes just scrolling on it, it actually triggers my anxiety where humanity has reached.

So I follow the concept:

Ignorance is a bliss

I don’t need to know what the next generations are doing on TikTok i’d rather go extinct with the older ones.

Now we come to Linkedin, ever since i burnt all connections and literally obliterated all my corporate history (yes I actually used that word before Trump did! How cool! Such a trend setter!)

Yeah ever since then, I barelyyyy check my new account, but today i went to check and lord have mercy on us 😭

Fam, this whatever experience we are living it cannot be real, it is a simulation for sure! Because it just doesnt make any sense!!!!!! How do all of these humans are exact replicas of each other, all talk in the same tone, all are thrilled for the meaningless shit that no body gives a damn on!

If we are all happy for each other’s promotions and all of those promotions are:

“Very well deserved! What a star”

then who are these bitches we suffer from at work?

Also everyone hold suchhhh a high title, longer than my life, y3ni they literally over maximize the space given for their bios for a position that in reality it adds zero value, zero 👌🏽

And I’m not even talking about people I don’t know, no! I actually worked with people in real life so i know exactly how useless they are, how dumb, how toxic, how much of a pathetic lowlife creature they are, and yet you go on their Linkedin and wow! The glamour! The leadership’ the preaching 😂😂

Walla its madness! As much as i’m against the AI takeover, i think the benefit of it that i’ll see is, that the only humans that will manage to keep on bragging on linkedin are the absolute best 1% else, everyone will lose their jobs, so what to brag about? Like how many months can you hide that you are jobless? How many “stealth startup” lol 😂

I can’t respect someone, who writes on Linkedin about how great they are, like honestly its just sad! Because in my opinion if you are THAT GREAT! Then shouldn’t every one around you be saying that? Like shouldn’t they be doing the talking? Why are you telling us how great you are? Why do you even have time to tell us how great you are? So many questions, zero logical answers.

I hate linkedin, its the land of NPCs and ai hate them all, and yes hate is a strong word but I hate them.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Peace out!