GM GM (Especially to YOU!)

As the headline says:

GM GMMMMMMMMMM

You know the first time I said in a story GM GM which I don’t even remember when, but it started months ago, I genuinely didn’t think it will become a thing!

And I didn’t even invent it! Its a crypto twitter slang! Projects hire shitposters just to GM GM for engagement.

And since I spent almost a year obsessed with Crypto, so GM GM was the default for a good morning.

And I said it once, twice, then it became a thing! A daily GM GM!

That now when I don’t do it, I get asked, where’s the GM GM? But also what’s more hilarious is, those who message me in the morning (my friends not strangers I don’t have anyone I don’t know on my gram)

So they message me, and then say oh btw:

Gm gm

Hahahah and I crack up! Because the latest one who did it, is a friend of mine from Aleppo, who we were very close during university time but we never met again in like 10 years and yet! She clocked the GM GM!

It became a thing and it makes me happy to GM GM, during war time I started gm gm and then brief on what happened, as none of my friends are on X and thats where the news break! So it reaches them maybe daysss later….imagine!

When i spoke about the Netanyahu AI mishaps which was literally all over X, my friends days after started sending me reels of someone on the gram and saying:

“HE IS SAYING EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID!!!!”

And I’m like! Yeah EVERYONE IS SAYING THAT!!!

Somehow, the most sarcastic human became the political analyst 🤷🏽‍♀️ but hey this was is built entirely different, we have a clown for the USA president and the two countries are doing meme wars, while the whitehouse did tiktok trends for their civilians butchering videos 🤷🏽‍♀️

So if all of that shit is becoming normal, might as well I be the political analyst, which to be fair other than assuming it will finish in “4 days” which my nephew came few days ago and said:

“I thought you said its only 4 days leeno and its now a month” hahah that prick! They never forget anything I say 🤣

Anyways aside from my waayyy off timeline prediction, everything else I said became true :)

But I pray that the prediction that I have pinned on my X doesn’t become true.

Maybe I should actually unpin it so I wouldn’t be enforcing its manifestation 🤔

Anyways! I am busy IRL so I haven’t been GM GMing on the gram, so i thought i’d do one here for the loyal ones who I don’t know who they are, but they actually read my stories.

Actually? Who are you?

Like I stopped posting my stories on the gram or anywhere else, so those who are coming are visiting directly….interesting 🤔

Well! No matter if you are a hater who is obsessed with stalking me and since you can’t have access to the gram, you come here to see the updates.

Or if you are a lover, but you can’t admit it 🤷🏽‍♀️

In anycase, I appreciate you, i don’t really care if you are here just to stalk and wait for my downfall, It’s already rock bottom love! And weirdly…I am enjoying it quite alot! Like there’s no expectations, no nothing!

So MAYBE! Instead of obsessing about me, and my rants…you live your own story? Or even write it and send me the link of the profile so I can stalk you back hahhaa🤣

Yalla I gotta bounce, just came to say GM GM! And I wish you all an amazing weekend, mine will be filledddd with the noise of the kiddos as I have adventures planned for them, so I gotta deliver!

Peace out ❤️