I’m Bored I’m Bored I’m Bored

Wait I didn’t say it enough in the title, let’s continue:
I’m bored I’m bored I’m bored I’m bored

Hahah Jeeeeesoooooos I am so bored I don’t know what to do with myself! Everyday is passing by like it’s two years! and I’ve already been awake now for over 13 hours, and I’ve done hundred and billion things and I ran out of things to do….why?

Because I’m so uninspired! and my work requires creativity, listen I believe in order for everything that I do to turn out to be perfection I need to put love into it! whether I’m cooking, or I’m working or I’m hanging out with the kiddos….if I’m uninspired then everything turns out to be shit, so why waste time in putting efforts in something that I know will turn out to be horrendous…

I think I like the word horrendous, it’s fun to say, just like humongous, is it stupid that it makes me happy when I write a word for the first time and I get the spelling right? well….I never claimed I’m not stupid so yes when I do write articles, sometimes I aim to incorporate a word that I never really use in my day to day conversations, just to feel like oh I’m so sophisticated and cultured haha ahhhhhhhhh I”M BOREDDDD.

Bruv I’ve been bored for like 15 days now and thats why I went on those stupid dating app and I didn’t even want to date, I went for the bants and I left and deleted the app like a week ago, I don’t have energy for endless small conversations, and the:
“Hi, How are you” bitch, how lame you are that you use that as an opening…ugh!

Anyways, I think I’m bored because of the uncertainty, when am I exactly traveling in 15 days? in a month? in two? You see because the person who was buying the house ditched the deal (we agreed that i’ll leave earlier and she’ll pay me back the remainder of the cheque) but she ditched! and I don’t blame her, who would want to put their savings now in a property? especially that from the looks of it she’s just a corporate slave, not like a gazillionaire adding to her portfolio…so why would she proceed with the buying? She didnt, and that means I have my rent paid until 31st of May.

But….I’d literally and not figuratively absolutely lose my mind if I stay here until then, like no no inshallah the circumstances doesn’t force me to, but I need to catapult myself outta here.

Why?

Because I’M UNINSPIRED! I need an adventure, I need to roam into foreign lands, and crack jokes with people that dont’ speak my language just to prove to myself that I’m funny even when my words are not understood, it’s an ego stroking thing 🤷‍♀

But also because I want to lock in on my projects, I can’t launch anything when I’m bored out of my brain, I need first an adventure, and then I lock in. Or maybe I can split my days half adventure and half lock in.

But I also have multiple options of where to go, and I’d love to go to all of them, many are repeated so many times, but even in those countries there are alot of places I haven’t seen… it’s so easy for me to enjoy travelling because I’m fascinated by anything and everything…

I’m fascinated by old people sitting infront of their shops playing a game of backgammon, I’m fascinated by village ladies that stop to talk to me and ask why I’m single? I’m fascinated with kids that giggle and run away shy when I say hello because I look so foreign to them…..even writing this makes me smile.

In a nutshell, I’m fascinated with anything that feels real! simple! authentic, I miss that so much! not to say that I didn’t appreciate my life here, no no I love Dubai, and I’ll always come back here multiple times a year and I’ll buy property here, so Dubai will always be a base and I loved the life that I had here and the privlege, so I’m not one of those that say Dubai is fake bla bla bla, becuase it’s a choice, No?

In any place you go you can find people who are like you..who are real, it’s a choice to live the fake life, it’s just here it’s flashier thats all, but I mean go to Satwa and then tell me it’s flashy when the Chammaks are literally laying down on the middle of the grass patch that seperates the roads 🤷‍♀

Wait! I literally wrote Chammak and in my head it describes exactly the above, only to go google it and it turns out…THE OPPOSITE!!!! MY LIFE WAS A LIE! 😢

So where do I go? the thing is, I realised that my entire life I used to say I love summer and I love tropical places, but reality proved that this couldn’t be farther from the truth! I literally get hot and flustered and angry whenever its hot, and I’m happy and chirpy when the weather is cold, or like coldish, but even really cold I enjoy it way more than the heat….however I don’t like the doom and gloom, so I don’t think I’d ever live in life London… but who knows! maybe it will be an adventure I already got friends there who are close, so it won’t be hard integrating, and sadly when I meet British people they tell me:
“You’re so funny you’ve got British humor” and I smile and nod and move on, because I don’t want to offend but the Brits humor is bland as fuck! and it only comes out when their faces are flushed red and they’re on Pint number 6.

I saw a job at Google Dublin, and the description fits me to a T, and they are looking for an Arabic speaker to manage the businesses in the MENA, I never really wanted to work again at another company, but it was always a dream to work at Google, so I was like why not! it’s an adventure if I go there it will be an opportunity to hop every weekend to another european city and see it all, reached out to the hiring manager, he was excited! and Boooooom the war happened! and lets be real, not only Google is threatened here in the region, but also who would hire someone to manage businesses in the MENA region, when the entire MENA region is on fire 😢

So yeah they definitely halted that, mom was bumed, I wasn’t…she wanted to spend christmas there, I couldn’t care any less about living in Europe, I was just going with the flow…for me I feel more at home at South East Asia, people are kinder, more chill and they like to smile and laugh, easy going life.

In Europe it’s colder! both on the human side and life side, things close early, only the pubs are open, streets are dead…well maybe not all! in Madrid and Barcelona it was sooo lively! okay I take that statement back, maybe I’d like to go live in Spain (especially that I 100% endorse everything their Prime Minister is doing at the moment, go show them who’s the man!!!!) Also Portugal.

But I don’t need to be hired in a company to go live there, They give Digital nomad visa I just need to prove a specific monthly income, which will not be hard at all inshalla in a few months…which means Mama’s Christams dreams shall be put on hold haha, unless if she wants to come celebrate it in a Hindu Temple in Nepal, then that’s an option for this year.

Yeah I’m surely going to Nepal, 1000% but do I want to go now, and rain season starts in a few months, or do I go later…..or should I go to more of an Island vibe kind of place…hmmmmm you know actually having too many options is not a blessing is a curse, same applies for relationships (can’t be bothered to explain this now, if you’re smart you’ll understand)

Speaking about “If you’re smart”, who are you even? does any body read the rants? because it’s surely nothing that helps enlighten your brain, it’s literally words salad, my own diary out in the public because humans no longer read! so I can say whatever I want and no body would know….wait let me prove it:

“I identify as a banana, and there was an elephant flying right infront of my door at The Buckingham palace, Dimwit”

I can bet my entire life savings (which are zero) that no body will message me and say what the fuck did you say….it’s that freeing Y’all! I’m in my ownr world but like in public…there’s something exciting about that! I like risky things, like why write it on a paper and put it on my nightstand drawer when I can have the potential of the entirety of the 8 billion humans read what I write….but no one actually does, but maybe 1 will…maybe 100 will…maybe when I’m a Billionaire they will come use this above to prove that I’m not sane and they would put me under Conservatorship like Britney Spears and take all of my money…and I’ll become an Alcoholic who dances in her bikinis in my 50’s with my unflattering kersh..

Well that took a dark turn, dear future readers when I wrote this on the 28th of March, 6:30 PM Dubai time, I was insanely bored and when I’m bored I just say rubbish to entertain myself, okay? ok good…now rip off those conservatorship papers love.

Anyways I think I’m wrapping this up so I can go play video games, it’s been agesss since the last time I played and I like to play old school games that I used to play when I was actually a kid! I like the nostalgic feeling, like age of empires or The Return to the mysterious island, these two I have on steam so I’ll play one of them…there’s something about those pixelated graphics that I enjoy, instead of the overly perfected almost human looking games in 2026.

That was all! thank you for being a great audience my imaginary friends.

Peace out!